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gendeerfluid:

thighabetic:

shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

It’s so much better than you expect it to be.

FUCK

(Source: guitarbage)

teenybee:

elementalsight:

banora-white-aka-dumbapple:

I picked up this cool special effect makeup book and thought I should scanned some of the cool stuff in it. Sorry if you can’t read the text. just let me know and I can just type out what it say.

These are really great resources! But if you reblog, try to tag this with some warning (TW: cutting works) because this makeup is good and may hurt and disturb some of your followers.

I have this book! (The Japanese version) it has some other really gnarley stuff in it too..

fake-suicide-of-genius:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

stab me in the eyeball please

Who is he?
Why does he makes me feel so blushing?
I don’t even have school for tomorrow!? 

scribebynight:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

what is so wrong with a regular phone case?!

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